- Michael Scott - "That's what she said!"
- Jim Halpert - "I miss Dwight.."
- Dwight K. Schrute - "Identity theft is not a joke Jim!"
- Pam Beesly - "The one thing the chore wheel doesn't have on it, is chores."
- Creed Bratton - "I stopped caring a long time ago."
- Kevin Malone - "I want to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket."
- Jello Stapler - "You have to eat it out of there."
- Kevin's Chili - "The trick is to under cook the onions."
- Mose - "Everybody poops.... There's no way to get rid of the food..."
- Michael's Mug - "I found it at Spencer gifts."