- Furby - "What a cute lil' nightmare!"
- Rubix Cube - "We won't tell anyone you peeled the stickers off."
- Tamagatchi - "Oh no, it died again."
- Moon Shoes - "Like wearable trampolines! Now with more broken ankles!"
- Care Bears - "Who didn't have atleast 3 of these guys?"
- Easy Bake Oven - "Tiny cakes and pizzas? Sign me up!"
- Slinky - "Forever tangled"
- Etch a Sketch - "Draw out your wildest dreams with 90 degree angles!"
- Beanie Babies - "Each one has their own story!"
- Yo-Yo Ball - "Awesomely fun! Untill you hit yourself in the face with it."