The Office Legendary Card Michael Scott - "That's what she said!" Epic Cards Jim Halpert - "I miss Dwight.." Dwight K. Schrute - "Identity theft is not a joke Jim!" Rare Cards Pam Beesly - "The one thing the chore wheel doesn't have on it, is chores." Creed Bratton - "I stopped caring a long time ago." Kevin Malone - "I want to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket." Common Cards Jello Stapler - "You have to eat it out of there." Kevin's Chili - "The trick is to under cook the onions." Mose - "Everybody poops.... There's no way to get rid of the food..." Michael's Mug - "I found it at Spencer gifts."